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I really am psychic. I see spirits, the future, and sometimes I can tell what people are thinking. I have also used my psychic abilities to heal people who are ill. When I'm pissed, strange shit happens around me. One day, I was pissed at someone and then I used telekinesis to make them trip over something. That person never pissed me off after that because they knew that I was the reason why they tripped. (I made a nearby object move close to their feet and I was on the other side of the room)